Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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