I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
this is an emotional support booty call
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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