I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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