would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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