i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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