1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I love you. Go after that dick
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
