does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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