Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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