I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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