if you like me you must not know who I am
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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