I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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