and she was petting her beer can
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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