That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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