its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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