Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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