My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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