Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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