Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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