super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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