Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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