He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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