the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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