My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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