My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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