How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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