I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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