i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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