And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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