My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Everyone says I win the strip club
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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