Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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