Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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