I am in a vortex of obligation.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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