Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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