Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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