Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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