I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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