what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
love makes seman taste better
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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