do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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