he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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