Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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