"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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