im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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