i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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