yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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