Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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