Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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