when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm really busy with my period
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