Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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