I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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