i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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