Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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