It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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