But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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