One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
